Join the club and save $50. The Hate House Cleaning Club.

house cleaning, no judgement You hate house cleaning. We get it.

We understand, and there’s no judgement here. It’s not your fault. Life gets busy, and the dread of spending your day off cleaning is draining. We put structure, and some well-deserved R&R, back into our clients’ lives.

$50 off one cleaning of $250 or more. One per customer.

4.9 from 112 Google reviews
The Cleaning Brigade, formerly LBI Cleaning

A tired mom holding a laundry basket and a coffee mug while her two kids and their goldendoodle pull her in every direction

Moms
on
strike.

The before. The after.

Not a disaster. Just a normal week in a busy house.
Tap to see the after.

I want the after

The kitchen

The kitchen before: a normal day of family mess
Before · Tuesday, 6:40 p.m.
The kitchen after The Cleaning Brigade cleaned it
After · Thursday, 2:15 p.m.

Dinner dishes, lunchboxes, homework and a dog bowl. A normal Tuesday.

The family room

The family room before: a normal day of family mess
Before · Sunday, 8:10 p.m.
The family room after The Cleaning Brigade cleaned it
After · Monday, 1:30 p.m.

Laundry on the couch, toys on the rug, cups on every surface.

Looking down through a ceiling fan with I HATE HOUSE CLEANING written in the dust on one blade, a goldendoodle on the rug below

Dust on everything.
Dog hair on the rest.

No judgement here

Your day off should
feel like one.

You work all week and run the house.
Then Saturday shows up with a list.

Hand us the list. Keep the Saturday.

4.9
from 112
Google reviews
$50
off one cleaning
of $250 or more
0
judgement,
ever
Claim my $50 off

Do you hate house cleaning too?

I hate house cleaning.
So I went on strike.

I’d rather spend my day off resting in a clean house and being with my family.

Join the moms on strike. Outsource it.
Let your voice be heard!

Our demands

  1. 1More rest
  2. 2More family time
  3. 3Less stress
Join the moms on strike
A bathroom mirror with I QUIT! I HATE HOUSE CLEANING written in red lipstick, a messy counter, and a goldendoodle in the reflection

Lipstick:
finally useful.

Going on strike is easy.

Two steps. Neither one involves a sponge.

let your voice be heard

Step one

Put down
the sponge.

The bathroom can wait.
You’ve officially quit.

No more scrubbingDay off restored

A mom holding a MOM ON STRIKE sign and dropping a yellow sponge into the trash

Step two

Someone else rings the bell.

Two cleaners at the door.
The dog is thrilled.

Background-checkedInsured

Two Cleaning Brigade cleaners in teal aprons ringing the doorbell while the family dog watches from the window

What our clients say

“If you're looking for a top tier cleaning company, this is the one! They were on time and finished in the estimated amount of time I was given. Super impressed with their work! Left my place looking polished and it smelled wonderful!”
EEmily B.Google review
1 / 6

Who’s coming into your house?

  • Background-checked
  • Drug-tested
  • Insured
  • Trained

Rated 4.9 from 112 Google reviews, for The Cleaning Brigade and LBI Cleaning, our former name.

A woman relaxing on a clean cream sofa with coffee and her goldendoodle on a Saturday morning

Saturday,
finally.

How it works

  1. 01

    Tell us

    About your house.
    It takes a minute.

  2. 02

    Get your price

    We send a price
    that fits your home.

  3. 03

    Go on strike

    We clean.
    You do anything else.

the haters gonna hate club

Join the Hate House Cleaning Club.

We demand: More rest. More family time. Less stress.

Spend your day off relaxing in a clean home.

Drop your email and save $50.

$50 off one cleaning of $250 or more. One per customer. Unsubscribe anytime.

Four moms laughing and cheering with hand-lettered protest signs: Dirty dishes can wait, More rest less stress, Family time first, No more cleaning on my day off

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The
Cleaning
Brigade.

  • No judgement, ever
  • A price that fits your home
  • $50 off one cleaning of $250+

Rather talk? (844) 460-4601

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Questions

The short answers.
Anything else, call (844) 460-4601.

Why aren't prices on this page?

Every house is different. Tell us your bedrooms, bathrooms and how often, and The Cleaning Brigade sends a price that fits your home.

How does the $50 off work?

It's $50 off one cleaning of $250 or more, one per customer. There's no code to remember. Fill out the form and The Cleaning Brigade applies it when you book.

Who's coming into my house?

Cleaners who are background-checked, drug-tested, insured and trained. We're rated 4.9 from 112 Google reviews, for The Cleaning Brigade and LBI Cleaning, our former name.

What kinds of cleaning do you do?

Regular cleaning (weekly, every other week or monthly), deep cleaning, and move-in or move-out cleaning. Not sure which one you need? Pick "Not sure" on the form and The Cleaning Brigade will help you choose.

I have a dog. Or a cat. Or both.

Good. Tell us about your pets in the notes so your cleaner knows who to say hi to.

Where do you clean?

Fill out the form with your ZIP code and The Cleaning Brigade will let you know if we clean in your area.

Is ihatehousecleaning.com really The Cleaning Brigade?

Yes. This page is ours. We just think the name says it better. You can also find us at thecleaningbrigade.com or call (844) 460-4601.